SoMar, So lame

Hola, Today I attempt to express the disdain and distaste I have for a new Wine bar in Wooster Ohio. Just south of the square, where the very old ticketron used to be... for those with that kind of age, is SoMar. This place does it's very very best to further the image that wine people are elitist, snobbish douchebags with holier than thou attitudes towards those who don't fit their "Ideal" of a wine Enthusiast.

We walk into the joint, very nice decor and wall to wall wine. I am thinking this could be a great place. So we commence to ask about their sweet wine selections. From past experience, I know winetards are anti sweet wine and look upon those who like sweet wine as the carriers of the black plague. So then, they basically looked at us like we asked for a lightly grilled weasel on a sesame seed croissant with velveta and mayo. Eyes rolled, mannerisms changed visibly and we went from sait to leper. As I took in the estimated 200+ bottles of wine, they informed us that the few they have are in the "Semi-Sweet" range and that they have like 4 of them.

We took a sample of one, went and sat down. Again, nicely decorated but we could have done without the banshee pre schoolers running around all cozy friends of the owners while their mother ignored them. Basically, this place sucks so much ass, in my opinion, that you couldn't get the asstastic impression out of my brain with a rail tanker of bleach and a power grinder.

Do yourself a favor and head on over to troutman's or grab a bottle with friends and stay home. You'll have an infinately better time.

Q~